You Might be a Nerdy Book Clubber if …
If you read this, you are most likely a card carrying member of the Nerdy Book Club (which is something Colby Sharp should be providing us by the way). When you get to the quiz below, you might find yourself saying, “Yes, that is soooo me!” It’s OK own the label of Nerdy Book Clubber. Go ahead and scream from the mountain tops, “I’m in the NERDY BOOK CLUB!!!!!!!” What would be even better though is to find new recruits to our cause. So my advice to you is to print this out and leave it in your staff lounge. Or email the link to people who you suspect may be closet members of the Nerdy Book Club. If we are going to move ahead with our plan of Global Domination, we will need a legion of Nerdy Book Clubbers ready to roll. Imagine the scene below, but with all of us carrying books and hopefully wearing better outfits.
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Are you ready to step up and see if you are NBC material? With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, please take this “You Might Be a Nerdy Book Clubber if …” quiz. A scoring guide will follow.
- you have books in storage boxes because you have run out of room on bookcases in your home and/or classroom
- you make sure there are room for books in your bag when you go on a vacation and you actually read them
- you sincerely hope your class orders a truckload of books during the September Scholastic Book Order. Seriously, who doesn’t love 20x bonus points?
- you have listened to a book on tape during a long car drive
- you saw the Hunger Games trailer and thought, “Well they still might screw it up, but at least Katniss was well cast.”
- you can appreciate the dysfunctional Joad, Sedaris or Wormwood families, but you try to blend in with the crowd when the Kardashians, Hogans or Gosselins are being discussed.
- you have been to a midnight release party for a Harry Potter Book (or you really, really, really wanted to go but you knew you’d be in the doghouse for a while)
- you have purchased furniture specifically designed to enhance your reading experience
- you have disabled or seriously considered disabling the Amazon One-Click button
- you can name your closest independent book store and you actually shop there
- you become irritable when other things get in the way of your reading
- even though you have a massive TBR pile, you find yourself not wanting to finish a great book (bonus point for knowing what a TBR pile is)
- you would consider voting for the Presidential Ticket of Joyce Carol Oates and Stephen King, even if you have never read one of their books
- you felt a little disappointed when Oprah picked a book you really liked for her book club.
- you own an article of clothing that is clearly related to reading
- you actually try to predict who the Newbery winner will be (bonus point for correctly predicting at least once)
- you follow at least one librarian like on twitter
- when asked what your favorite book is, you respond with something like, “Do you mean favorite of all time or just in the last few months?”
- you always factor in a book allowance whenever you feel the need to look at your family budget
- you find yourself quoting fictional characters
Self Scoring Guide:
0-4 points: Clearly not a Nerdy Book Club Candidate
5-9 points: There is some promise, we’d consider you as a probationary member
10-14 points: Welcome to your new home
15-19 points: Oh my stars, you definitely need to go buy a mug or t-shirt immediately
20-22 points: Immediately contact Colby Sharp, he will give you the access codes for The Nerdy Book Club’s secret plans for Global Domination
Tony Keefer (@tonykeefer) lives with his NBC family and teaches 4th grade NBCers in Dublin, Ohio. He also writes for Choice Literacy and on his own blog atychiphobia.
Yeah
that’s me
I’m part of your club. I just didn’t know it.
Kevin
Kevin,
Our Legion has grown stronger with the addition of you.
Tony
With a solid score of 20 I guess I was good choice for NBC store Administrator. I will be posting new items later today. Our plans for global domination are foolproof and unstoppable….muahahahah!
Love this post today, Tony! 19 points puts me solidly in our club, not that I had any doubts. 🙂 And laughed out loud (and almost woke my husband) regarding number 9. Amazon is way too easy to buy from at times. Especially on #titletalk nights.
Katherine
18 Points for Mr. Hankins. A oft-heard quote at Hankins Ranch is Kristie Hankins saying, “Easy on the Amazon, this week.” We support our local Indie, but I get a lot of my out of print materials from the store. Yes. Amazon can be shady, but I note that are far less scrutinizing about how/where/when we buy gas.
Way to go, Tony. Oh. You just put me in the mood to listen to my copy of THE GHOST OF TOM JOAD during prep period this morning.
Your post is hysterical!!! Looking for world domination for NBC!! Love the picture, too. I was a solid 19 along with Katherine – I’m exactly where I belong! Thanks so much for the comic relief on this gloomy Friday!
Yep, send me the code for world domination. I have a solid score of 20! PS – I’m actively recruiting 8th graders to join our cause!
Loved your post. I have a solid 20 points and we will take over world domination.
World domination!!!! I’m ready! Can’t wait to whip out my card next time the store clerk asks for my i.d 🙂
Do I get a bonus nerd point for thinking “well casted” should be “well cast”?
Good catch William! This is why I should always have my wife check my work. Give yourself a bonus point!
Number 18 is a question and answer I get and give often! Kids often complain that I have too many favorites!
Oop- 18 points. Didn’t see that coming. Darn. I guess I have to be part of this book club thing.
**dripping with sarcasm**
Now that I have ordered my nerdybookclub shirt, I am a solid 20. For many years I thought I was alone in the world. So nice to have found the rest of you…
18 points – and now I have the justification needed to purchase some swag!
Yep…18 points…didn’t doubt for a second I belonged with the “cool kids” of NBC! Now I must complete my life with a shirt, a mug and anything else to announce my allegiance.
17 – I guess I should be a card carrying member. Do I get bonus points for actually being a librarian?
Sarah,
Upon further reflection I do agree librarians should get a bonus point. I do think that most non-librarian members of NBC secretly wish we were librarians.
Tony
Yay! Life is so GOOD when you accidentally find new friends who LOVE books as much as you do! It’s even better when you get to join the Nerdy Book Club with a high score! Lol! Hey ~ do I get another extra point for being a Children’s Librarian in a public library? You know we are considered the bottom-of-the-barrel in some public libraries. 😦 But if all Children’s Librarians join the NBC, we will have the last laugh some day! Mwahahahaahhaha!!!
Really? Why?
I mean why are children’s librarians considered to be at the bottom?
Oh, goodness. There are so many of these that are me. But I’ve always worn my book lover badge proudly. 🙂 Must get shirt or mug!
I’m in. For sure. You had me with “storage boxes.”
So if I got 25 points, is there a Home for Nerdy Book Clubbers that I can aspire to one day? I’d like to retire someplace where people read and discuss books all day.
I scored a 12.
Yep I’m a 20 My favourite librarian made me a button that says Book Pusher and I wear it proudly! Happy to join the ranks!
This is most definitely me. My students and my family would most definitely agree.
Hahaha, this is definitely me. About five questions into the list, I stopped keeping track of my yeses, and only tallied nos, in order to have a manageable number.