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It’s Okay to Write Terrible Stories by Julie Falatko
You should be writing terrible stories.
Some writers love what they write and don’t want to revise. Some writers want their first drafts to be perfect and are afraid to write anything at all. Some writers write a perfect first draft that, the next day, has mystically turned into something horrible. Most writers are a combination of all of these.
Revising is hard, but the hardest part is often the idea of it. If you’re a second grader who spends two weeks painstakingly writing a story and drawing pictures to go with it, why on earth would you scrap all that work to redo it? If you’re a grownup who’s still getting your writing legs, it’s hard enough to come up with sentences in the first place, and even harder to revise.
Writing something awful feels terrible. You feel like a hack. You feel like you should give up.
You get the idea of a first draft. You hear it should be terrible. You think to yourself, “sloppy copy” and nod sagely. These are concepts you understand, intellectually. It just turns out that they are painful when you’re facing a draft that needs a lot more than crossing off adverbs. A draft that is, honestly, pretty vile except for your use of the word “squishy” in the third paragraph.
Listen. Some stories are terrible. They are, I’m sorry to tell you, unrevisable. You put the word “squishy” in your pocket and chuck the rest. That’s what that draft gave you: one word.
The first picture book I wrote, when I decided to take writing seriously, was in 2011. It was called Bang! Oops! and was the story of a boy who got a hammer for his birthday and broke everything in the house. I was so proud of this story. I imagined myself at school visits with a giant hammer, wowing the children. The problem was that Bang! Oops! was phenomenally awful. I mean: really, really bad. But it had a beginning, a middle, and an end, and so it was a start. My first Stepping Stone Story.
Do you want to hear about others? I wrote a story about a very mean monkey that was essentially a repurposed Cat in the Hat (but had a few funny bits). There was a story about a homemaking dinosaur who ate her guests (it was a very boring story, but played nicely with unexpected circumstances). A stalk of broccoli who wanted to be respected. A girl who wanted to be a writer. All were stories I toiled over, and all were unrevisably terrible.
It never gets any easier, that moment when you read a new story you wrote three days ago and realize it stinks. Maybe it can be saved, maybe not. I will say my terrible stories are getting less terrible over time, but they’re still not worth sending out into the world. They are all Stepping Stone Stories, paving a path toward better writing.
What can you do? Does it always have to be this way? If 30 percent, 50 percent, maybe even 90 percent of what I write ultimately gets scrapped, what’s the point?
Well, it’s fun. Making up stories is fun. You get an idea in your head and you get to play with it. You invent a whole person, a whole land, a whole strange situation. You put the thoughts from your head into words and it’s really cool.
Also: this is how writing works. If you sit around waiting for the perfect idea, the perfect sentence, it’ll never come. I knew this going in, but I was surprised by how many of my words never get used in the pursuit of the right words.
Writing is fun and it’s cool and I don’t know about you but also it amuses me. A lot of the world seems very silly to me, and the parts that aren’t silly should be, in my opinion, a lot sillier. So it amuses me to write very silly stories, or even just weird stories, or to try to give personalities to all the inanimate objects in the room. Because I’m sure my toaster has a personality, and my kitchen table too.
A few years ago I wrote a story called Regular Sofa. It was about talking furniture. All of the unusual furniture was complaining that they never showed up in novels or catalogs. Dais led the meeting, Pie Safe whispered a lot, and Credenza complained about being co-opted by office furniture companies. Sofa barged in, and the offbeat furniture was horrified by her presence, because how could she ever understand them? In the end they were all friends, and had hors d’oeuvres on the veranda.
Regular Sofa was a very silly story that would, as my husband put it, “appeal to two hipster parents in Brooklyn.” It amused me. And that was all.
About six months after I wrote it, I signed with my agent, Danielle Smith, and about six months after that I remembered Regular Sofa. I liked it, but wasn’t sure if it made any sense. It was a weird story. I like weird stories, but this story was really weird. It wasn’t terrible, but it didn’t seem like a picture book. I sent it to Danielle, with a note about how I’d forgotten about this story and should I continue to forget about it, forever? She replied with a lovely message (because she’s lovely), saying she liked it, but she didn’t know how to sell a story about disgruntled talking furniture. “Maybe if it was about a bunny!” she wrote, joking.
“Ha ha!” said my brain. “Ok! Bunny!” In a few days I had completely rewritten the story to be about unusual animals instead of unusual furniture. Dais became Star-Nosed Mole, Pie Safe became Fruit Fly, Credenza became Giraffe-Necked Weevil, and Sofa became Bunny.
Regular Sofa was a Stepping Stone Story because it led to other silly stories, and also because it taught me to trust in whatever I felt like putting on paper, even if ultimately I write a lot of stories that only I read. You have to practice at writing, and you have to practice a lot.
And I’m happy to tell you that the new version of Regular Sofa, which is now called Bunny’s New Friends, will be published by Viking Children’s in 2017.
Julie Falatko writes terrible stories from her home in Maine. Sometimes the terrible stories lead to good stories, and soon you can read them. She is the author of the picture books Snappsy the Alligator (Did Not Ask to Be in This Book) (2016), Bunny’s New Friends (2017), and Help Wanted: One Rooster (2018), all of which will be published by Viking Children’s.
Great post! I’m definitely in the wanting every single thing to be perfect category but I’m starting to let it go and just write even if it does end up being awful
“What’s the point? It’s fun!” YES! Excellent thoughts, thank you for sharing them, Julie.
It IS fun! Sometimes it’s not. Well, sometimes it’s work. A lot of work. But it’s always fun!
This is awesome, Julie. Do all of us book lovers secretly want to write? I needed to hear all of this, it made me feel like I’m not the only one. You know…the one who writes something and tomorrow it is HORRIBLE. The cool thing when I was teaching and kids were writing, they didn’t think their stories were terrible, they just thought it was fun! If teachers just build on that fun, they will get better. Thanks, Julie, I wish I didn’t have to wait so long to read your books! =)
I think if you love books, the words ricochet around your brain and mix with your own words, and it makes you think about putting those new sentences on paper. And you should!
And my books will be here before you know it! Don’t hold your breath though. You’d pass out.
Writing for fun and some of the weirdest stuff comes out! Lots of possibilities for bad country songs! Gets the flow going, though and one day perhaps there will be a diamond in the dross!
Thank you for writing this. Just what I need to hear as I’m muddling through a very messy story! Sometimes I have to be reminded to just have fun with it!
The hard thing is that you can’t, in the middle of writing that messy story, think, “I wonder if this is a Stepping Stone Story.” You have to keep at it with the idea that it’ll be Awesome. Don’t give up in the middle (not that you said you were, it’s just something I’m sometimes tempted to do), and yes, have fun with it!
Julie Falatko, you are brilliant.
Oh! And you are nice!
Excellent post. I don’t feel so terrible about my “stepping stone” stories :). Thank you, Julie.
Oh, you shouldn’t feel terrible about them at all! Well, that’s what I tell myself. Really, you shouldn’t. But it’s ok to be honest: it’s painful to write stuff that then it seems like you’re just throwing away. But it’s all important!
Awesome! Just talking about the ‘junk’ we have to embrace last night with some CPs, and will continue the convo at our meeting tonight. Thanks, Julie, and congrats on the sale!
It’s so hard to embrace the junk sometimes, but it’s there for a good reason.
Julie, I like the name “Stepping Stone” stories. I once told another writer that everything we write is important for some reason ‘cuz you never know when you may use it. SOFA is proof. It is fun to finally figure out a story that’s weird. Having an agent who values your ideas helps, too! I have a weird story w/catfish fighting me right now.
YES YES: “It is fun to finally figure out a story that’s weird.” So much of this is figuring out weird stuff, and it’s so amazing when we do.
And I super hope your story is literally about fighting catfish.
Thank you for your Words of Wisdom!
You’re welcome!
This is such an amazing and inspirational blog post! Thank you so much! My son always asks me to tell him stories at night before bed and when I get done, I think “Wow I should write that down.” But whenever I do “wow” turns to “woah, where is this going?” or ” what was I thinking?!?” But I am so happy to hear about your trials and pit stops along the way. Maybe I should just continue to keep trying to write them down. Thank you for sharing! I can’t wait to pick up my copy of Bunny’s New Friends in 2017! 🙂
Ohhhh, that’s so funny. I always think my bedtime stories are pure genius because the kids like them, but the truth is that they are only enjoyable by peopel I gave birth to who are almost completely asleep. I’m always like, “Hey, Roald Dahl made his bedtime stories into books!” But yeah. I’m not Roald Dahl. But there have been some things that have shown up in those bedtime stories that turned into a nugget of something else in an actual story.
The bubble has burst! You are so hilarious on Twitter, I pictured you whipping out print-ready PBs in your spare time. Thanks for telling it like it is 🙂
HA! I hardly whip out print-ready PBs in my spare time. I am great at whipping out garbage-can-ready ones, though.
And thanks for saying I’m hilarious. You know the way to my heart.
This is such sage advice. I can’t wait to share this with my students.
Yay! You tell them that I have fun writing so much stuff that no one ever sees!
Julie, I loved this! It’s good to know that I’m not the only one who writes terrible stories!
I can just about guarantee that anyone who writes seriously writes lots of terrible stories.
Thanks for sharing how the bunny story came about. I was curious after seeing it on PW. Can’t wait to read it! Now I better get back to my terrible nearly wordless story.
Oh, that’s a tough one, when it’s nearly wordless. So much room for greatness, and for terribleness. It’s one reason my first drafts usually clock in at around 1500 words.
Wonderful, Julie! My number one rule before I write anything is to give myself permission to write badly–or I’d never write anything at all. I follow my own advice more often than I’d like to admit!
That’s good advice! Wanting to write Great Stuff can for sure be stifling and not at all conducive to actually getting words on paper.
Thank you for fun! Thank you for silly! Congratulations on turning that into a publishable PB!
Julie! Only you could make me crack up and smile this much in talking about such a potentially heady topic. I really appreciate hearing about how other artists deal with their creative struggles, because it makes me feel less alone! I am truly fascinated by this part of the creative process and how it manifests itself. I think it’s so important to acknowledge that creative work is every bit as much about failing as pulling it off in the end, because it’s in our failures that we can find the spark of what may surprise us most of all. It’s so hard not take things too seriously sometimes and give ourselves permission to just have fun with whatever happens and see where it leads. Thank you for offering such an sober reminder of keeping it real, like when I suck that it’s just a stepping stone to sucking less next time, and even less the next time after that until eventually things won’t totally suck as much anymore.
Thank you. Just thank you. I’m having one of those moments (months) with a story that I think I should just put under the bed until a monster eats it. This is the reminder I needed to stop editing it to death and just let it go. Maybe it will come back to me in a different way later.
It’s good to know I’m not a one woman member in the terrible writing club. Like you,
I love every minute of it…good and bad. Congratulations on your upcoming books, Julie!
now that’s a great story. congratulations julie!
Great post! I enjoyed hearing the story behind your latest sell! Congrats!
Thank you!
Julie! Only you could make me crack up and smile this much in talking about such a potentially heady topic. I really appreciate hearing about how other artists deal with their creative struggles, because it makes me feel less alone! I am truly fascinated by this part of the creative process and how it manifests itself. I think it’s so important to acknowledge that creative work is every bit as much about failing as pulling it off in the end, because it’s in our failures that we can find the spark of what may surprise us most of all. It’s so hard not take things too seriously sometimes and give ourselves permission to just have fun with whatever happens and see where it leads. Thank you for offering such an sober reminder of keeping it real, like for instance when I suck that it’s just a stepping stone to sucking less next time, and even less the next time after that until eventually things won’t totally suck as much anymore.
Julie, this is such a perfect way to describe the creative writing process! I know that, for me, most times I’ll think of ideas and may jot them down, but it’s only when the lightbulb goes off when I think of something that I know I may have something. I LOVE that Sofa became a publishable Bunny! 🙂
Sometimes the lightbulb shines brightly and sometimes it takes a few months for the electricity to be turned on (in my experience, at least).
Agreed…and sometimes it takes years! 🙂
I’m not sure if this was on purpose, but you posted right in the middle of NaNoWriMo, and I needed the reminder that it doesn’t need to be good, it needs to be written.
Oh, yeah, that was totally on purpose. Uh. (It’s Okay to Lie to a Commenter if It Seems Like Your Blog Post Was a Genius of Good Timing.)
Seriously, though, I can’t think of anything better than NaNoWriMo as an example of how it’s ok to just get your terrible words onto the page, because you can revise them later.
Yay, Julie! You’re talking my language. You have to pick through the rocks to find the gems. Nothing creative ever comes out the way it appears in your head. Just keep on playing and tossing! Thank you…
So much great writing can happen if you just stop worrying about it and let yourself get it all out! (This exclamation point indicates my enthusiasm about this fun thing we do. I’m not yelling at you.)
You are still my number 1 inspiration around the possibilities of writing and getting published. I can’t wait to have you come to my classroom to read your book!
I can’t wait to come to your class either! It’ll be so fun!
And I totally believe in you. You can do this. Give yourself the time, put that pen to paper, and write your thing.
First off, congratulations on your upcoming books getting published! This is quite the accomplishment!
I am currently getting my masters in Literacy education and recently finished a course that was all about teaching writing. One of the biggest messages we walked away with is that we have to simply allow kids the freedom to write. They need to write, write, rewrite and write some more! When the objective is writing, as I teacher I need to not worry about spelling, punctuation, but celebrate their ideas, their craft, and their voice.
Another message taken was that it’s also important to keep everything, because what seems like a bad idea at one moment, can turn into something brilliant later. Ideas we start and think are not good, we could come back to years later. The exact wording in something may be useful in another paper (or story) in the future. When we keep all of our work, we have something already started so that we aren’t starting from scratch. This helps our ideas flow and generate.
It’s important that as a teacher I show my students that we all write and rewrite.
I also need to show students my struggles with writing, because writing is not always easy. It is however fun. It’s a way to share our thoughts, ideas, passions, feelings, creativity, and imagination. Writing can be done with words (symbols), but it can also be done with pictures and illustrations.
Lots of very good messages in here that is important to remember, especially when working with writers (of any age).