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WHEN CHARACTERS WON’T WAIT: WRITING WOLFIE THE BUNNY by Ame Dyckman
The day I wrote WOLFIE THE BUNNY, I was expecting to go to jail.
Really.
I was thoroughly convinced that at any moment, there’d be a tough-knuckled knock at the door, a flash of a badge, and a gruff, “Come with us, Ma’am!” before the police dragged me away.
Not the regular police.
The Dirty House Police.
I hadn’t been cleaning because all week long, I’d been struggling to develop one particular story idea.
An old story idea.
A story idea I’d been carrying about in my little pea brain for TWO YEARS:
What would happen if a baby wolf got adopted by bunnies?
But the writing totally wasn’t working. My characters weren’t talking to me.
And our usually Passably-Tidy-If-You-Didn’t-Look-Too-Close abode… wasn’t.
If you’re saying to yourself, “This must be Author Exaggeration, Ame! Your house couldn’t possibly have been THAT bad,” you should know this:
The previous evening, a caravan of nomadic yak herders and their shaggy-smelly charges broke down outside our door. (No, this doesn’t even qualify as weird. We live in New Jersey.)
Seeking shelter for the night, the herders rang our doorbell, took a quick peek inside, and said:
“We can’t subject our yaks to THIS!”
So, shame on you for thinking I exaggerated. Let’s move on.
The next morning, I called a meeting of The Horde: Husband Guy, The Kid, and The Cat.
“Our home’s been rejected by yak herders,” I said. “And there’s no chocolate in jail! Something must be done!”
“You must help me… CLEAN!”
Yes, there were tears. But The Kid dried Husband Guy’s face with The Cat’s tail and we all got to work.
I was carrying the Mount Everest of towels up the stairs when I heard The Voice:
“He’s going to eat us all up.”
And again.
“He’s going to eat us all up!”
And once more.
“HE’S GOING TO EAT US ALL UP!”
I KNEW I was hearing one of my wolf-among-bunnies story characters at last.
But then, she wouldn’t shut up.
“HE’S GOING TO EAT US ALL UP! HE’S GOING TO EAT US ALL UP! AND WHY AREN’T YOU WRITING THIS DOWN?!”
Whether it’s “READ ME!” or “WRITE ME!”, when a character yells at you, you oughtta listen.
And she was the most INSISTENT bunny I’d ever encountered.
Even more than the dust bunnies.
“I better not go to jail ’cause of you!” I said to the bunny in my head.
And right there, I chose.
“I’m… folding laundry!” I shouted. “You guys… uh, clean DOWNSTAIRS!”
Then I zipped inside our bedroom, threw the towels to the floor, locked the door, grabbed my laptop, and whispered,
“Okay, I’m listening. Say it again.”
And Dot Bunny did.
An hour-and-a-half later, I snuck downstairs with the first draft of what was then called WOLFIE AND DOT (I told you, INSISTENT bunny!), peeked into the slightly-tidier kitchen…
…and found The Horde (even The Cat) gobbling all the cheese in the house.
I pointed at their crumbs. “AHA!” I said.
They pointed at my pages. “AHA!” they said.
(Even The Cat.)
I wasn’t going to jail, but I WAS busted.
Quickly, I did the only thing I could think of to redeem myself:
I read them my story. Dot’s story.
Luckily, they LOVED it. And everyone was happy.
Until there was a knock at the door. A tough-knuckled knock.
But it was just the yak herders again.
“Still a mess!” they said.
“Don’t care,” I said. “I have a story!”
Then I read WOLFIE to the herders, too.
And while they were distracted, The Cat stole their yak cheese.
So really, it was an awesome day.
All ’cause of one patient (albeit, dairy-addicted) family and one insistent little character who FINALLY yelled at me.
And I’m SO grateful for both.
Thanks, guys.
Ame Dyckman LOVES picture books! Sometimes she stops reading them long enough to write a few of her own, like BOY + BOT, TEA PARTY RULES, WOLFIE THE BUNNY, the upcoming HORRIBLE BEAR, and… more she’s not allowed to tell you about yet. Ame lives in New Jersey with her family, mischievous cat, several bottles of blue hair dye, and the characters from her books. Follow Ame on Twitter (@AmeDyckman), where she Tweets picture book reviews and pretty much everything that pops into her head.
Oh, Ame, Ame, Ame… You kill me! You always just KILL me!
Awesome. I now want to smile broadly and clean heartily
AME! So great! So much important stuff here! Listen to the voice in your head! Get your cat to clean your house! New Jersey has too many yak herders! Ok, maybe mostly the part about listening to the insistent character yelling at your brain. Love you, Ame!
Ame, What a great story! Yak herders in NJ. Love it! Mucho congrats on the success of Wolfie.
Ame! This is a great post. I can’t wait to read your new book. You are the reason I have the connections that I currently have to writers and illustrators. You taught me how Twitter works and you sent me swag. You taught me what the word swag meant in the writing world! You Skyped with me and taught me how the online world affects the offline world. You will always be a very important writer/person in my life.
Does anyone else want to see the yak herder book?
I can’t wait to read this book now. You always make me smile, whether I am reading your tweets or your books. And yes, I want to see the Yak Herder book next.
Great story about the story!
Love your sense of silliness, Ame! You are such an inspiration and SO fun. Can’t wait to get my paws on this book.
So cute! Love the book, Ame!
You had me at the Horde. Cleaning is a great procrastination method, as it sets up your brain to organize.
Thank goodness for insistent bunnies who yell! And I’m relieved my house isn’t the only one in NJ rejected by yak herders 🙂
🙂 Awesome!
If you live in New Jersey and have encounters with yak herders and talking bunnies you must have run into Mike Allegra at some point. Boy–do you two have a lot in commin.
And when does the Yak herders book come out? I will read Wolfie the Bunny while I wait! Don’t stop to clean just write!
I couldn’t love this post more if I tried. It’s specatular plus perfection and hilarious to boot. Just reserved Wolfie at the library online for two boys who must meet him. Love your behind the scenes here as much as the product it produced.
Ame, you’re a picture book genius—not even the slightest measure of doubt about that—oh, and you’re a particularly pleasant-type person to be around 😉 And btw, since I’ve been rereading Harry Potter, every time I read about Tonks, I think of you 🙂
Love it. I think this is a great reminder that we have to listen to our characters. Sometimes when we think they are not speaking to us, it’s just that we need to turn up our hearing aide. lol
What a brilliantly creative post. Thanks for the reminder to be silly and funny and wildly inventive. Enjoyed this trip to Funsville!
You life definitely sounds eventful! I want to see yak herders! As I am writing this, a few stray cats are peeking into my room, eyeing the fish on my desk, then leaving, claiming that the “Mount Everest” of books and random junk is too much of a hassle. 🙂 Thanks for the fun read!